I know I haven’t posted here in a while, and it’s my fault. Here’s my new column, leading up to a big week for me. Check this out, and I hope to hear from you.
I wonder where the WWE got the guts to edit portions of Smackdown from airing this past friday night. I read the spoilers, and at the end of the night, Hardy was laying on the canvas following a pedigree from the WWE Champion. However, as the show went off the air friday night, the typical pre-match staredown between Vladimir “Don’t call me Oleg” Kozlov and Triple H was the final scene as the screen went black. I wonder what was the decision and why it was left on the cutting room floor in Stamford. It’s the first time in a long time that I can remember a portion of the show that I read off the spoilers had been left off the show. I’d love to, I never will, but I would love to find out the reason as to why.
Is Cyber Sunday turning in to a colossal flop? I mean, think about it. The international contingent of fans of WWE (Even I am sick of the term WWE Universe), complained about not being able to be a part of the voting because WWE went to cell phone texts only. Now, with the announcement of Big Show vs. Undertaker, the voting for that match is exclusively on WWE.com. So, WWE fans have to go to two separate locales to vote for the matches, inherently making the voting process significantly more confusing. Is this a political election, or a pay per view for professional wrestling?
The card isn’t shaping up to be very unpredictable either. The matches aren’t that marquis.
Jericho vs. Batista with a referee choice that is painfully obvious.
HHH vs. Kozlov, Jeff, or both. It’s painfully obvious that the match is going to be a triple threat match.
The ECW title match is more than likely going to be Matt vs. Henry again, but the chance of Bourne getting his first shot does make me a little more happier.
Santino’s match is so painfully obvious. I don’t believe that Honky Tonk Man is going to show up, and Dustin “Goldust” Runnels is recently still competing, so I’m betting Santino faces Goldust, even with the classic “Honk-A-Meter”, but if you expect Goldust, or Honky, for that matter, to win the match, well, what are you drinkin’, and can I have some?
Kane vs. Mysterio. A classic way of getting a talented smaller wrestler injured when you have the choices here. Falls Count Anywhere, No Holds Barred, or 2 out of 3. I would like to see 2 out of 3, because I think the longer it goes, the more it favors Mysterio, but I am betting it’ll be no holds barred, because it’s the one match of three that favors Kane the most.
Big Show vs. Undertaker. You and I all know it’s going to be a knockout match.
This pick your pair tag team match wassn’t even mentioned on the show this past friday, as far as I can remember (or have seen, I did miss a bit of it.) While I like the choices of Cryme Tyme vs. Miz/Morrison or even the World tag champs vs. Kingston and Punk, without any buildup for this match, even with the past of the first choice, and even the mixed tag match, does it really make you want to spend the money to pay for a vote?
All of this leads to one final hypothesis. Two Pay Per Views in October does not work. Especially when you should spend the extra time prepping for the major showcase come next month.
What I am interested in in the week leading up to Cyber Sunday, does anyone out there really like what the choices are, or does anyone out there really think that the voting is going to matter one bit, because I firmly believe throughout the history of this pay per view, that the voting is always skewered to fit the views of the WWE creative team.
Ok, enough griping on Cyber Sunday, now for a question about a new storyline on Smackdown. What is up with this new storyline of MVP losing all the time? Has WWE dropped the ball here? Yes, MVP was a tremendous United States Champion, and yes, MVP has been on the precipice of main event status for some time. Now, he’s gone and lost nine straight television matches, and the last eight Smackdown broadcasts. All because of this “incentive” clause. Is it really necessary in these troubled economic times to use an economic storyline toward the eventual final product here? No offense intended, if they wanted to have MVP lose for any other reason, I’d question it, but I’d live with it, but this use of the economic theme behind his losing streak is driving me nuts. And frankly, I like MVP as a competitor, and would like to see him return to the main event level that I think he should be at. But, of course, that’s up to the suits behind the scenes.
Kung Fu Naki. A nickname maked by R-Truth, based on, I guess, the Hong Kong Phooey cartoon. It’s funny. A little goofy, but hey, Funaki needs work, otherwise he’s liable to end up in the chopping block on the cutting room floor. But can’t they do something a little different? Maybe hold on to Funaki for a little bit longer until the new Japanese talent Naofumi Yamamoto is ready? It’s a thought. Not a critique.
My birthday is this week. The only reason I mention that is my wife was kind enough to pick up the Hell in a Cell DVD package for me. I’ve been watching it this weekend, and I love it. What’s ironic as hell is this. Who is hosting the program? Mick Foley. The man who TNA is promoting all over God’s creation as the face of TNA Wrestling is the host of a WWE DVD that is relatively brand new. I know it’s coincidental, and it’s just circumstances beyond the control of anyone who has that type of control, but let’s call it as it looks, it’s a bit disconcerting to have a new package out on home video, and have the man who deserves to be the host of that show not be employed by the company anymore because the owner is a pompous, egotistical ass.
But that’s just one man’s opinion.
I read a story about how TNA is drawing similar numbers in attendance to Ring of Honor for their house shows, which is a definite issue when TNA has a two hour prime time television spot, and much bigger star power. I got an answer to this quandary, and it’s rather simple. Quite a ways back, TNA and ROH were running on the same night near my hometown. TNA in Westbury, and ROH in Manhattan. I didn’t go to either show for my own reasons, but let’s look at this. At the time these shows were going, the venue TNA used was the North Fork theatre at Westbury, which is a medium sized area, but the sight lines aren’t the greatest because it’s a circular style interior. The Manhattan Center, at the time, the Grand Ballroom, has its sightline issues, but truth be told, it’s significantly easier to get a good seat in that venue at that time, rather than the venue in Westbury that TNA was using. Now, let’s look at this situation I had the choice of back in the day, economically. TNA’s show was $35 and up for tickets. ROH’s was $15 and up. $35 to sit in the rear of the arena in Westbury, & barely have the sight lines to enjoy the action, but $15 for a seat in near the sixth or seventh row from the ringside area in the Grand Ballroom for wrestling that may not have the star power, but at the time, had ten times more intensity. It’s a simple answer for a guy like me, but the situation is as simple as one sentence.
TNA needs to make their house shows more economical for the shows to garner more attendance. I don’t care if it’s $35 and up, and you have a “shot” to meet and greet some talents, make it cheaper, keep the perks, and you’ll get more people. Especially during these very trying times.
Going forward in TNA, it apepars the creative geniuses in TNA are dropping the use of the new Suicide character all together due to Kaz’s injury. Let me ask you something. Could you have come up with someone else, anyone else that could have filled in as Suicide? Maybe let Daniels play Suicide since the Curry Man gimmick has really stalled. Maybe have someone like Devine before he left TNA play Suicide. Someone, anyone who had the similar build as Senshi, who was the voice of Suicide in the game could’ve played the character, if you have the imagination to work with it. Or, God forbid, try to woo Senshi (Low Ki) out of Japan and back in to TNA. Which I doubt would happen, since Low Ki is the current IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion, but hey, the chance is there.
What I don’t like is just dropping this idea without going forward and trying something different. I was looking forward to seeing how they went through with this storyline, based off the video game. I think it’s a good idea, and would’ve been fresh and different, and something to watch. Now, it’s just back to the same old grind and garbage that the Russo disciples have been shoving down our throats.
I had written a while back I was going to do a review of the Dragon Gate Best of release that was the promotion’s first go round here in North America. While I have not had the chance to go through it match by match, and give you all a full fledged review, I can tell you this. It’s definitely something I would recommend. I enjoyed the CIMA vs. Gamma Hair vs. Hair match a lot. The Open the Dream Gate match between Don Fujii and Susumu Yokosuka was incredibly intense. Any DVD that has a match involving Jushin Thunder Liger is never a bad purchase. And lastly, the eight man war involving BxB Hulk, Liger, Jack Evans and Matt Sydal doing battle with Naruki Doi, Masato Yoshino, Kevin Steen, and Magnitude Kishiwada was chaotic from the word go. I know it’s a bit of a pain in the neck to wait for the DVD package from ROHWrestling.com, but if you’re looking for intense action against the grain of normal American wrestling, it’s an extremely positive option to explore.
I just was informed that I am scheduled to be the guest on the 10/25 edition of the Pro Wrestling Rewind simulcast here on Wrestleview.com. I’m liable to definitely pump out a few more soap box preacher like statements from the mount known as my psychotic opinions on the radio with the Power, Andy Knowles. I hope you guys check it out.
For now, let me roll.
Thanks for reading.
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